a Twisted Christmas Tale - Bumblebert, an unassuming classroom micro-gnome, lived inside a computer tower in room 124, Mrs. Porrenplop’s classroom. In fact, he had quite a nice little home there. Bumblebert didn’t mind a little dust, and he had a natural flair for making things from what was at hand. He had ingeniously fashioned a makeshift rocking chair out of wadded up notebook paper and rubber bands. He had laboriously smoothed out discarded tissues to create a soft, comfortable bed over which he spread copious candy and gum wrappers as sheets. He shelved his extensive collection of gnomish micro-books, alphabetized, in the grooves of the motherboard. He had even built a little fireplace, which vented its smoke out of the back of the tower, so that he could curl up next to a fire in his rocker and read. The use of the fireplace prompted Mrs. Porrenplop to make many a frantic call to the tech department, but ...